Cockney Alphabet by Paul Bommer Giftwrap

If you prefer to have your gift wrap rolled add the postal tube to your basket and we will dispatch your gift wrapping paper rolled instead of folded. One postal tube will take upto six gift wrap designs

The Cockney Alphabet

A for ‘orses (Hay for horses)

B for mutton (Beef or mutton)

C for th’ighlanders (Seaforth Highlanders)

D for ential (Deferential)

E for Adam (Eve for Adam)

F for vessence (Effervescence)

G for police (Chief of police)

H for respect (Have respect)

I for novello (Ivor Novello)

J for orange (Jaffa orange)

K for ancis (Kay Francis)

L for leather (Hell for leather)

M for sis (Emphasis)

N for lope (Envelope)

O for the garden wall (Over the garden wall)

P for relief (Pee for relief)

Q for music (Cue for music)

R for mo (‘Arf a mo)

S for you (it’s for you)

T for 2 (Tea for two)

U for films (UFA films)

V for la France (Vive la France)

W for a fiver (Double you for a fiver)

X for breakfast (Eggs for breakfast)

Y for God’s sake (Why, for God’s sake)

Z for breezes (Zephyr breezes)